Natalie, 18 and oh so happily taken.
when i say peeka you say boo
shut the fuck up
oh hey money, oh HEY ARMANI
- Normal people: Ugh I hate Tuesdays.
- Rizzoli and Isles fandom: TUESGAY. OH MY GOD. EVERYONE STOP. TODAY IS THE DAY. NO. DON'T TALK TO ME. RIZZLES FEELS. I CANT. ITS BEEN TOO LONG. DON'T LOOK AT ME. MY BABIES.
What most people do not understand is that just because one girl enjoyed it doesn’t mean the next one will… Sex is unique and should not be rehearsed and replayed over and over again. Sex is an art and it is not a talent contest. Take your time and learn her body and forget any other body you have ever touched because they no longer matter when you’re now with her.
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay
Studies in scarlet
rose of the underbush
but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a biscuit.
These. These are biscuits.
Those are cookies.
These are cookies:
Everything else is a biscuit.
I AM SO CONFUSED.
THEY’RE SCONES. FUCKING SCONES.
if Jane is having nightmares about Hoyt and calls Casey instead of Maura i swear to god
do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?