i wish you could see yourself through my eyes.

lvysaur:

sluttyoliveoil:

lvysaur:

lvysaur:

when i say peeka you say boo

peeka

chu

shut the fuck up

(via shadowsoldierwolf)

oh hey money, oh HEY ARMANI

learningtolovemyself:

What most people do not understand is that just because one girl enjoyed it doesn’t mean the next one will… Sex is unique and should not be rehearsed and replayed over and over again. Sex is an art and it is not a talent contest. Take your time and learn her body and forget any other body you have ever touched because they no longer matter when you’re now with her.

(via ghosthorse-and-stillborn)

whatisitcalledagain:

stupid-fucking-rope:

stolenpandorica:

elisetheawesome:

kyoukokiriqiri:

why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”

or ”the crimson horror”

are u guys okay

Studies in scarlet

rose of the underbush

(via rizzlesissecretelycanon)

bluepikmin:

you cant eat the pussy until you finish your vegetables 

(via alonsysweetie)

alonsysweetie:

dearestlarrystylinson:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

detectiveincamelot:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

morgrana:

but what do americans call biscuits

Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits. 

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!

They are American biscuits. 

…That is not a biscuit. 

These. These are biscuits. 

Those are cookies. 

These are cookies:

Everything else is a biscuit. 

I AM SO CONFUSED.

THEY’RE SCONES. FUCKING SCONES. 

vcal7:

if Jane is having nightmares about Hoyt and calls Casey instead of Maura  i swear to god

(via angizzoli)

encourage:

do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?

(via woahmonalisa)

sleep-justsleep-wakeup:

calliopestorres:

HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HELP
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY 

I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’

(via woahmonalisa)